An ode to the infamous scene in America Pie
caution: a bit risque (aka, rated PG-13)
- may be "ewww"-inducing
I'm doing you tonight
Your crust is flaky and light
I know this can't be right
Hey, baby, come on
I humped you endlessly
And you were warm for me
But now it's time to stop and eat you alone
I know that I can wait no more,
It ain't no lie,
I wanna see you off that stove
Baby, pie, pie, pie (pie pie)
Don't wanna be too rough with you
I'm just another lover of your apple goo
You may hate me but you satisfy
Pie, pie, pie (pie, pie)
Don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna hump you til I've had enough
Might sound nasty but you make me sigh
Pie, pie, pie
I just fill you with my dong
Now pie I'm not gonna last for long
So give me some good feeling, baby, come on.
It's the first for you and me and now I've really
come to see
that sex would be even better
with a girl.*
I know that I can wait no more,
It ain't no lie.
I wanna see you off that stove
Baby, pie, pie, pie (pie pie)
Don't wanna be too rough with you
I'm just another lover of your apple goo
You may hate me but you satisfy
Pie, pie, pie (pie, pie)
Don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna hump you til I've had enough
Might sound nasty but you make me sigh
Pie, pie, pie
I don't wanna be too rough
In your apple goo
So I'm loving you
(pie, pie, pie) I don't wanna make it tough (make
it tough)but it's
not enough and you'll satisfy
pie, pie (pie, pie... baby)
Don't wanna be too rough for you
I'm just another lover of your apple goo
You may hate me but you satisfy
Pie, pie, pie (pie, pie)
Don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna hump you till I've had enough
Might sound nasty but you make me sigh
Pie, pie, pie
*Marymqc in no way endorses sex with a girl, boy, or pie.
~more songs to come later~